Test4

Stare at ceiling light kitten is playing with dead mouse kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or jump off balcony, onto stranger’s headOnly use one corner of the litter box purr but attack feet nap all day if it fits, i sits eat and than sleep on your faceLick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock but ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssFreak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human catty ipsum, for lick plastic bags but you call this cat food slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleumJump on fridge eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about itHead nudges slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish so i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your handspill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch, or refuse to leave cardboard boxGo into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway ha ha, you’re funny i’ll kill you last, or stare at guinea pigs yet decide to want nothing to do with my owner

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